Absolut Desi Pride. The softest, smoothest, best-looking tagless t-shirt available anywhere. 100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort, and stylish fit.
This superb vodka was distilled in some random village in India by an old uncle that was highly intoxicated. It's made from the purest gasoline available. Responsible for increasing the desi population by 40% over the last 3 years. To fully enjoy, serve chilled with a small bowl of Raita to cleanse the palate. Since 1066.